What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Chicken, Easter Egg
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hareline
Hareline, Marching backwards, Rabbits
Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
He had just washed his hare and could not do a thing with it.
What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A slam duck
Slam Duck, Basketball
What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
Two points, just like anyone else on the team.
Easter Bunny, Basket
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
The Ether Bunny
Ether, Bunny, Carrots
What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Bunny, Lumberjack, Hews, Chops
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing at you.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Rabbit cross the road, Chickens day off