Alphabetical Listing of Text Language Acronyms
- AISI — As I See It
- AITR — Adult In The Room
- AKA — Also Known As
- ALAP — As Late As Possible
- ALCON — All Concerned
- ALLWANISU — All I Want Is You
- ALOL — Actually Laughing Out Loud
- ALOTBSOL — Always Look On The Bright Side of Life
- ALTG — Act Locally, Think Globally
- AMAP — As Many / Much As Possible
- AMBW — All My Best Wishes
- AMF — Adios Mother F*cker
- AML — All My Love
- AMRMTYFTS — All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
- ANFAWFOS — And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
- ANFSCD — And Now For Something Completely Different
- AOAS — All of A Sudden
- AOB — Abuse of Bandwidth
- AP — Apple Pie
- AS — Ape Sh*t
- AS — Another Subject
- ASAFP — As Soon As F*cking Possible
- ASAMOF — As A Matter of Fact
- ASAP — As Soon As Possible
- ASAYGT — As Soon As You Get This
- ASL — Age/Sex/Location
- ASLMH — Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
- ATAB — Ain’t That A Bitch
- ATB — All The Best
- ATC — Any Two Cards
- ATSL — Along The Same Line
- ATST — At The Same Time
- ATW — All The Web
- ATW — Around The Web
- ATW — At The Weekend
- ATWD — Agree That We Disagree
- AWC — After A While, Crocodile
- AWGTHTGTTA — Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
- AWHFY — Are We Having Fun Yet?
- AWLTP — Avoiding Work Like The Plague
- AWNIAC — All We Need Is Another Chair
- AWOL — Absent Without Leave
- AWTTW — A Word To The Wise
- AYC — Aren’t You Clever
- AYC — Aren’t You Cheeky
- AYCE — All You Can Eat
- AYK — As You Know
- AYOR — At Your Own Risk
- AYSOS — Are You Stupid Or Something
- AYTMTB — And You’re Telling Me This Because
- AYV — Are You Vertical?
- B&F — Back And Forth
- B/C — Because
- B4 — Before
- B4N — Bye For Now
- B4U — Before You
- B4YKI — Before You Know It
- BAC — Bad Ass Chick
- BAG — Busting A Gut
- BAG — Big Ass Grin
- BAK — Back At Keyboard
- BAMF — Bad Ass Mother F*cker
- BARB — Buy Abroad But Rent In Britain
- BAU — Business As Usual
- BB — Be Back
- BB4N — Bye Bye For Now
- BBAMFIC — Big Bad-Ass Mother F*cker In Charge
- BBB — Bye Bye Babe
- BBB — Boring Beyond Belief
- BBBG — Bye Bye Be Good
- BBFBBM — Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
- BBFN — Bye Bye For Now
- BBIAB — Be Back In A Bit
- BBIAF — Be Back In A Few
- BBIAS — Be Back In A Sec
- BBIAW — Be Back In A While
- BBL — Be Back Later
- BBMFIC — Big Bad MotherF*cker In Charge
- BBN — Bye Bye Now
- BBR — Burnt Beyond Repair
- BBS — Be Back Soon
- BBSD — Be Back Soon Darling
- BBSL — Be Back Sooner Or Later
- BBT — Be Back Tomorrow
- BBW — Big Beautiful Woman
- BC — Because
- BCBG — Bon Chic Bon Genre (French For, Good Style, Good Attitude)
- BCBS — Big Company, Big School
- BCNU — Be Seeing You
- BCOZ — Because
- BD — Big Deal
- BD — Baby Dance
- BD — Brain Drain
- BDBI5M — Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
- BDC — Big Dumb Company
- BDC — Big Dot Com
- BDN — Big Damn Number
- BEG — Big Evil Grin
- BF — Boyfriend
- BF — Best Friend