Alphabetical Listing of Text Language Acronyms
- DNBL8 — Do Not Be Late
- DNC — Does Not Compute
- DND — Do Not Disturb
- DOC — Drug of Choice
- DOE — Depends On Experience
- DOEI — Goodbye (in Dutch)
- DP — Domestic Partner
- DPS — Damage Per Second
- DPUP — Don’t Poop Your Pants
- DQMOT — Don’t Quote Me On This
- DQYDJ — Don’t Quit Your Day Job
- DRIB — Don’t Read If Busy
- DSTR8 — Damn Straight
- DTC — Deep, Throaty Chuckle
- DTRT — Do The Right Thing
- DUI — Driving Under The Influence
- DUM — Do You Masturbate?
- DUNA — Don’t Use No Acronyms
- DUR? — Do You Remember?
- DURS — Damn You Are Sexy
- DUSL — Do You Scream Loud?
- DUST — Did You See That
- DWB — Don’t Write Back
- DWBH — Don’t Worry, Be Happy
- DWI — Driving While Intoxicated
- DWPKOTL — Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips
- DWS — Driving While Stupid
- DWWWI — Surfing The World Wide Web While Intoxicated
- DWYM — Does What You Mean
- DYFM — Dude, You Fascinate Me
- DYHAB — Do You Have A Boyfriend
- DYHAG — Do You Have A Girlfriend
- DYJHIW — Don’t You Just Hate It When…
- DYOFDW — Do Your Own F*cking Dirty Work
- DYSTSOTT — Did You See The Size of That Thing
- E123 — Easy As One, Two, Three
- E2EG — Ear To Ear Grin
- EAK — Eating At Keyboard
- EE — Electronic Emission
- EFFIN — F*cking
- EFT — Electronic Funds Transfer
- EG — Evil Grin
- EL — Evil Laugh
- EM — Excuse Me
- EMA — E-Mail Address
- EMFBI — Excuse Me For Butting In
- EMI — Excuse My Ignorance
- EML — Email Me Later
- EMRTW — Evil Monkey’s Rule The World
- EMSG — E-Mail Message
- EOD — End of Day
- EOL — End of Lecture
- EOL — End of Life
- EOM — End of Message
- EOT — End of Thread (end of Forum Discussion)
- ESAD — Eat Sh*t And Die
- ESADYFA — Eat Sh*t And Die You F*cking Asshole
- ESEMED — Every Second Every Minute Every Day
- ESH — Experience, Strength, And Hope
- ESMF — Eat Sh*t Mother F*cker
- ESO — Equipment Smarter Than Operator
- ETA — Estimated Time of Arrival
- ETA — Edited To Add
- EVRE1 — Every One
- EWI — E-mailing While Intoxicated
- EZ — Easy
- F2F — Face-to-Face
- F2T — Free To Talk
- F? — Friends
- FAB — Features Attributes Benefits
- FAH — F*cking-A Hot
- FAH — Funny As Hell
- FAP — F*cking-A Pissed
- FAQL — Frequently Asked Questions List
- FASB — Fast Ass Son (of A) Bitch
- FAWC — For Anyone Who Cares
- FB — F*ck Buddy
- FBI — Female Body Inspector
- FBI — F*cking Brilliant Idea
- FBKS — Failure Between Keyboard And Seat
- FCFS — First Come, First Served
- FDGB — Fall Down Go Boom
- FE — Fatal Error
- FF — Friends Forever
- FF&PN — Fresh Fields And Pastures New
- FFS — For F*ck Sake
- FGDAI — Fuhgedaboudit (Forget About It)
- FIF — F*ck I’m Funny
- FIIK — F*cked If I Know
- FIL — Father-In-Law
- FILF — Father I’d Like To F*ck
- FILTH — Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
- FINE — F*cked Up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
- FISH — First In, Still Here
- FITB — Fill In The Blanks
- FLA — Four Letter Acronym
- FLUID — F*cking Look It Up, I Did
- FMLTWIA — F*ck Me Like The Whore I Am
- FMTYEWTK — Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
- FMUTA — F*ck Me Up The Ass