A crab was walking sideways, An octopus said, “Why, That crab is walking sideways, I think I’ll have a try.” An eel was wriggling forwards, A mussel wondered why That eel was wriggling forwards- He thought he would have a try. A flying fish was flying, A porpoise said, “Oh, my, That flying fish is flying, I think I’d like …

Oh! My handwriting, my Handwriting It seems as if elephant are fighting. Frequently my teacher thinks aloud That my handwriting is awfully stout Everyday I have five minutes lecture That my handwriting should have a better structure. Most of the letters are in air They, enrage the teacher, she pulls her hair They say that my writing should be legible …

Sandy was a baby shrew, And he was at a loss To know while all the other shrews Should always be so cross. He asked his Mother questions, But she only cuffed his ears, And snapped at him, while Sandy Tried to hide away his tears. He thought it would be lovely If the shrews were kind and calm, Instead …

It takes me a week to answer the door, A day and a half to cross the floor, If only I weren’t so terrible slow, I’d get there quicker, don’t you know? It takes me a month to go to bed, Crawl upstairs to rest my head, And if I go to post my mail, It takes a year, ‘cos …

Sammy the seal sat on his box, And clapped his flippers together, He lived in a circus tent so round, And worked whatever the weather. Honk! Honk! went the motorhorns, While the ringmaster cracked his whip, Sammy the seal played “God save the Queen”, And ended with a double back-flip. But as soon as the show was over, Then Sammy …

“Zebras have stripes and leopards have spots, And pigs have a curly tail, But I haven’t anything nice like that- I’m only a great pig whale.” “Oh, dear Mr. Whale,” the animals cried, “You don’t need to make such a fuss. You can swim, and spout water-a most clever trick. Now why should you envy US?” ∼ Porter G., Hilda Offen, Pradera, …

She says her love for me could never die But that’d change if she ever found out about you and I Oh – but her love is cold It wouldn’t hurt her if she didn’t know, ‘cause… When it gets too much I need to feel your touch I’m gonna run to you I’m gonna run to you Cause when …

Red light, red light, what do you say? I say stop, stop right away. Yellow light, yellow, what do you say? I say wait, till the light turns green. Green light, green light, what do you say? I say go, go right away.

I am a clever animal – My summer name is STOAT, And when the sun is warm and bright, I wear a nice brown coat. But when the wintry  days return, And all the trees are bare, I change my colour, and my name  – And Mr Stoat’s not there! I’iv changed to Mr ERMINE, And my coat’s a lovely …

“Oh, can you not spare me,” mewed Kitty one day, “Just one real of cotton with which I may play? For you have your dollies, your bat and your ball, Your puzzles and skipping rope, paint box and all. I ask, is it fair that a poor little cat, Should just be supposed to sit still on the mat? No, …