April Fool Jokes: 100 Hilarious Pranks & Jokes for April Fools’ Day

April Fool Jokes: April is arriving and people are ready to fool each other by hilarious and ridiculous jokes and pranks on 1st of April. Some people are so hilarious that they live only with a sense of humor and funny jokes. Laughter is a part of our life and without it no one can really survive. And 1st of April from the beginning of the time is getting celebrated as the Day of Fools! So we have a day for women, a day for men, a day for every one so why not a day for all the hilarious fools of the world. On this day people do pranks on each other and and their inner comic wakes up to get some ridicule. People do fun pranks from look! a lizard! to dress up like a ghost and hide in the staircase or in a lift to make everyone fool and for some laughter. You may have gotten bored of the same jokes every year and it must take away your laughter listening to the same jokes and pranks. But you don’t have to worry because we have created 100 brand new April Fool Jokes and pranks for you to do something new and make people fool in a new way. So check out our April Fool special!

April Fool Jokes:

1. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
8. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
11. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
12. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
13. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
14. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
15. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
16. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
17. I would tell you a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
19. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
20. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

 

21. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
22. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
23. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
24. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
25. Why was the broom late? It overswept!
26. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
27. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
28. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
29. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
30. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
31. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
32. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
33. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
34. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
35. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
36. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
37. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
38. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
39. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
40. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

 

41. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
42. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
43. I would tell you a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
44. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
45. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
46. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
47. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
48. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
49. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
50. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
51. Why was the broom late? It overswept!
52. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
53. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
54. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
55. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
56. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
57. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
58. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
59. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
60. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

 

61. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
62. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
63. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
64. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
65. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
66. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you!”
67. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
68. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.
69. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
70. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
71. Why don’t scientists trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
72. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
73. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
74. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
75. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
76. I would tell you a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
77. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
78. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
79. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
80. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
81. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
82. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
83. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
84. Why was the broom late? It overswept!
85. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
86. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
87. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
88. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
89. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
90. What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

 

91. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
92. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
93. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
94. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
95. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
96. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
97. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
98. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
99. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
100. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.

Enjoy sharing these jokes and bringing smiles on April Fool’s Day!