Children’s Jokes

Children’s Joke 91

A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.

“Don’t be angry,” the mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”

A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.

This time the sister is bawling and her brother says, “Now she knows.

Children’s Joke 92

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers befor eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Children’s Joke 93

Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?
Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died.

Children’s Joke 94

Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something…but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”

After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.

A little while later one hunter said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”

“Yeah,” the other added, “but we’re getting farther away from the truck….

Children’s Joke 95

Teacher: “Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible.
One of the 20 Students: Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.

Children’s Joke 96

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.

Children’s Joke 97

Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
One Student: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.

Children’s Joke 98

Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.

Children’s Joke 99

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.

To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

“What’s the matter?” asked Little Johnny. “Giving up?

Children’s Joke 100

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.