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Children’s Joke 31
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show everyone that he wasn’t a chicken.
Children’s Joke 32
Q: Were you long in the hospital ?
A: No, I was the same size that I am now!
Children’s Joke 33
Q: What has 4 wheels and flys?
A: A garbage truck.
Children’s Joke 34
Q: Why did the clock get sick ?
A: It was run down!
Children’s Joke 35
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Children’s Joke 36
Q: Did you hear about the stupid tap dancer ?
A: He fell in the sink!
Children’s Joke 37
A young boy’s confession: When I was young, I used to pray for a bike,
then I realised that God does not work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Children’s Joke 38
Father: Why did you fail in the annual exams?
Son: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
Children’s Joke 39
Q. Why do singers smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their pictures being taken.
Children’s Joke 40
Q. What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A. A drummer.
