Children’s Jokes

Children’s Joke 51

Santa Singh: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Banta Singh: Because Frost bites.

Children’s Joke 52

Teacher: What is a Camelot?
Student: A place where people park their camels!

Children’s Joke 53

How will a Moron climb a tree?
He’ll stand on a corn and wait for it to grow.

Children’s Joke 54

LJOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
LJOHNY: Your name on this report card.

Children’s Joke 55

TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
LJOHNY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.

Children’s Joke 56

TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
LJOHNY: Me!

Children’s Joke 57

TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
LJOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

Children’s Joke 58

TEACHER: Why are you late?
LJOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
LJOHNY: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

Children’s Joke 59

Poisonous Snakes
I hope I’m not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!

Children’s Joke 60

Glass Of Water
One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ”Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!”
”No. You had your chance.”
A minute later the boy screamed ”Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?”
”No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I’ll come up there and spank you.”
”Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?’