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Children’s Joke 71
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
Children’s Joke 72
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4 him but it was a donkeys accident.
Children’s Joke 73
Manager asked to man at an interview:
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Man replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Children’s Joke 74
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Children’s Joke 75
PAL – Planes Always Late
JAL – Jerk And Land
UL – Usually Late
SQ – Stand in Queqe
PIA – Please Inform Allah
AI – Already Informed
Children’s Joke 76
What does a tiger say when someone forgets to put R.I.P. on thier grave?
What a rip off!
Children’s Joke 77
One day Santa Singh goes to hunt in the jungle there he sees a tiger. As he is about to shoot the tiger.
The tiger says “Stop”.
Can’t you see the board there.
Shocked by this Santa sees it was written “shooting is a crime”.
Ashamed Santa throws the gun.
Instantly the tiger picks it up and says now I will shoot you.
Stunned santa says “Why?. Now you cant read whats written there”.
“NO” says the tiger “I am illeterate”.
Children’s Joke 78
Once there was a very rich man. He called everybody and told them that he had kept a swimingpool full of insects and crocodiles. He said that who ever swim through it will get one of these:
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)He will be my business partner
A man from the crowd jumped inside the pool and came out from the other side. The rich man asked him what do you want.
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)want to be my business partner?
He said – “you only tell me who pushed me inside?”
Children’s Joke 79
A little girl came into a grocery store and said: “My mommy told me to tell you that we found a dead fly in the raisin bread.”
Grocer: “All right, tell you what’ll do-bring me in the fly and I’ll give you a raisin.”
Children’s Joke 80
If a lion were stalking you, what steps would you take?
The longest step I could!
