Sms Jokes

4to40.com January 22, 2015 Jokes For Kids 4,280 Views

Sms Joke 11

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

Sms Joke 12

KISS KISS

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike… Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi… Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag… Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Sms Joke 13

Kitna pyaar karte hai hum unse, kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaaye. Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye, jab hum gahri neend mein so jaaye.

Sms Joke 14

Kafan na dalo mere chehre par,
Meri aadat hai muskurane ki,
Na dafnaon meri laas ko,
Mujhe ummid hai uske aane ki

Sms Joke 15

What did one computer say to the other computer?
Megabyte me!!!

Sms Joke 16

How can you tell if a blonde was at a computer?
There is white out all over the screen.

Sms Joke 17

PHILOSOPHY:small things hurt a lot
Ex:u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin…

Sms Joke 18

A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur life, ‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2 opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

Sms Joke 19

Ishq me dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,apne hisse ke sare sms aapko de du kyonki mujhse aapka kangal sms Box dekha nahi ja ta.