Sms Jokes

Sms Joke 31

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.

Sms Joke 32

A memory lasts forever,
Never does it die,
True friends stay together,
And never say goodbye.

Sms Joke 33

Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein
bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

Sms Joke 34

Roses are red, voilets are blue,
Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo.

Sms Joke 35

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS…

Sms Joke 36

God made a daylight and is called Sun,
God made a entertainment and is called Fun,
God made a nightlight and is called Moon,
God made You and is called Cartoon.

Sms Joke 37

Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain
Tum bin kitne akele hain.

Sms Joke 38

I miss you itna, you miss me jitna
I miss you tabse, you miss me jabse
I miss you tab tak, you miss me jab tak
You miss me na janay kab tak, but I miss you murtey dam tak.

Sms Joke 39

Wo zindagi hi kya jisme pyar nahi,
Wo pyar hi kya jisme yaden nahi,
Wo yaden he kya jisme tum nahi,
Wo tum hi kya jisme hum nahi.

Sms Joke 40

A prayer: 2 bless your way
A wish: 2 lighten your moments
A cheer: 2 perfect your day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY