Sms Jokes

4to40.com January 22, 2015 Jokes For Kids 4,280 Views

Sms Joke 51

I love your smile, your face and your eyes-Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

Sms Joke 52

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Sms Joke 53

Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

Sms Joke 54

Every time I see your face I wish I were in other space.

Sms Joke 55

Tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.

Sms Joke 56

Unki Nazron Mein Chupa Aaj Bhi Ek Raaz Tha,
Wohi Chehra Wohi Libaas Tha,
Kaise Yaaron Unko Bewafa Kehdu,
Aaj Bhi Unke Dekhne Ka Wohi Andaaz Tha.

Sms Joke 57

Kya khushnuma hava chal rahi hai,
Koyal gaana ga rahe hain,,,,,,,,,
gaaye ghaaas kha rahe hain,,,,,,,
hamlog SMS kar rahe hain,,,,,,,,,
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain.

Sms Joke 58

Coffe ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri coffe thandi ho jaati hai.

Sms Joke 59

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao…
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein…
jao baba Aage jao……………….
Aage jao………………………..
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!