Teenage Jokes

Teenage Joke 81

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Teenage Joke 82

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”
Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Then why are ALL of grandma’s hairs white?”

Teenage Joke 83

Man: Officer! There is bomb in my garden !
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Teenage Joke 84

Cold Morning
Two men are meeting on the street.
“It was very cold this morning.”
“How cold was it?”
“I do not know exactly, but I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.”

Teenage Joke 85

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Teenage Joke 86

A very sexy & attractive female employee said her boss:
Sir, will u remove something from my breast?
Boss wow, what`s that?
Employee: Your eyes sir…….

Teenage Joke 87

This is crime story. Five friends lived in a room, Namely MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.
One day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police.
MAD: Is it police station???
Police: Yes, what is the matter??
MAD: SOMEBODY killed NOBODY.
Police: Are you mad?
MAD: Yes, I”m MAD.
Police: Don`t you have BRAIN.
MAD: BRAIN is in bathroom….
Police: you FOOL…
MAD: No, FOOL is reading this joke…

Teenage Joke 88

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !
… Now read it without the word cat.

Teenage Joke 89

On a romantic date Santa’s girlfriend asked him..
On our engagement will You give me a Ring?
Santa replied: Sure dear, whats your cell number?

Teenage Joke 90

Boy: I heard you are getting married?
Girl: Yeahhaa!
Boy: But you love me?
Girl: Yes, but loving doesn’t mean I will marry with you….
Boy: Oh oo o ook……… then let me invite you to meet my wife and four kids!