Teenage Jokes

Teenage Jokes

Teenage Joke 101

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Teenage Joke 102

A lady lost her purse in a bustling department store. She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn’t find it.
Finally, a little boy approached her and asked, “Ma’am, is this your purse?”
Jubilantly, she grabbed the purse and cried, “Yes! Yes, it is! Thank you so much!”
Then she looked inside and was suddenly confused. “But how strange… when I lost it, I had only a hundred dollar bill, but now I have five twenties!”
The boy replied, “That’s because the last time I returned a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any change for a reward!”

Teenage Joke 103

Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Teenage Joke 104

Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm

Yellow: Time to change it…

Teenage Joke 105

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa: Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Teenage Joke 106

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

Teenage Joke 107

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.

Teenage Joke 108

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Teenage Joke 109

Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How?
Student: Ladies first.

Teenage Joke 110

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee…..
On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” replied the trainee and put down the phone.

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